Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Brett Favre- political enemy number 1

I can't stand it anymore. Everytime I turn on sportscenter there is a brett favre discussion.

News flash...no one cares. Not even a little.

It was ok the first time he thought about doing this. It was barely tolerable the second time. Now it's unfair to the sports fan who doesn't care about a washed-up quarterback.

Ok, you're old and kind of good. But I had a concussion during the last 5 games during last season. What happened?

Oh yeah, my amnesia is over...You were awful. Rex Grossman awful. Nay. Ryan Leaf awful. You lost the playoffs for the Jets and certain unnamed teammates...Thomas Jones cough cough said you should have been benched.

Oh and 2 years ago when Green Bay made the playoffs, how did that playoff game against the Seahawks go? Good or bad? He put up Moses Moreno like numbers.

Oh yeah and the years before that you weren't all that good either.

With this being said, please go quietly into the night and play pick up football in your Wrangler jeans where you still can't make a good pass. You know what I'm talking about when at the end he throws a horrendous ball to the WR who has to dive for it in the mud. You're Brett Favre. I'm pretty sure you can hit a middle-aged man on the run during a pick up game with no pads and no pass rush.

Just face it. You're not that good anymore and the more you pull these shenanigans, you more people will remember you as the bitch in There's Something About Mary.

1 comment:

  1. Never thought I would lump Brett in the same category with TO but he's getting there...I am almost to the point where I don't even want to turn on sportcenter anymore like I didn't for a few months with the TO saga's over the years. I agree with the lil man who works miracles...give it up

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