If you pay him, He will come

10 Reasons why the Bears should bring in T.O.

10. A Big Name on Offense
Last time we had a name to remember on that side of the ball, Walter Payton. Maybe you remember him? Unless you count Marty Booker Part 1.

9. Milton Bradley is getting too much attention
Terrell would surely make Milton's transition easier. They could hang out together, have slumber parties, talk about politics. They would be great friends. Not to mention they both are modest.

8. Kyle Orton is soo much more fun than Tony Romo
Think T.O. cried when the media ripped Romo for his Jessica Simpson vacation? Wait until Orton and T.O. go to the Hangge Uppe on the Friday night before the Packers game. PARTY! (I hope to be there)

7. He only has 2 or 3 more years to play
We know T.O. will run his welcome at his next stop. It is inevitable. But, he is 36 years old. When he begins to run his welcome in Chicago, he will be on the verge of retirement. Plus with the age and attitude concerns, his contract would most likely be very incentive based. Cut him if he doesn't pan out. He's worth a shot.

6. The Draft does not have the answer this year
Crabtree is the closest thing. He won't be there at 18. The rest of the top receivers are fast and small. Sound like anyone you know? (Hester if you didn't pick up on that). And as for taking a 3rd rounder to solve our problems, anyone remember Earl Bennett? The guy we drafted in the 3rd round last year? The guy who played in 2 games, NOT because of injury. Ugh.

5. Reunite McNabb and Owens not in Philly
A guy can dream...

4. This is not the first time a controversial athlete would sign in Chicago
Dennis Rodman: Weird hair, cross-dressing, big mouth and 3 NBA titles. Albert Belle: Bad attitude, Bad work ethic, Bad guy, 79 home runs and 268 RBIs over two years. See a trend? The possibilities are endless! And lets not forget that past troubled Bears players (Tank, Cedric, etc) were troubled with the law. Terrell Owens has not been arrested, he is has been held accountable for his big mouth and 7 year old antics. He could be the son Lovie Smith always wanted!

3. The Clock is ticking on our stars
Urlacher is 30. Briggs is 29. Alex Brown is 28. Tommie Harris is 25 and injury-prone. These guys are in their prime. We need to win now before we have to gut the defense. Before Orton gets liver failure. Before Chris Williams decides to play.

2. Anyone else want the ball?
With the exception of Brandon Lloyd for one game last year, no receiver on the Bears last year showed any desire to have the ball. Hester just likes to run long distances and draw flags. Who were our other receivers again? We don't have to worry about making T.O. happy and getting him the ball. Besides our Tight Ends, no one wants it anyway.

1. HE'S GOOD!
Period. He is one of the best wide receivers to ever play the game. No amount of sharpies, pom-poms, hissy-fits or tantrums can change that. This guy can play. And he should be playing in the Orange and Blue next year.

REALITY: Angelo will never do it. The only thing he hates more than paying players big money is paying players who demand big money. We will draft a receiver in the 2nd or 3rd round and will end up with the 24th ranked offense once again. When do the Cubs start again?